they took the children
they took everything

(via pizza)

— 24 minutes ago with 166389 notes


im so miserable but i laugh at everything

(via hate)

— 31 minutes ago with 930227 notes


awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer

(via thosewerejustlies)

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wtf is morning wood 


Thank you that’s exactly what I thought 

(Source: cyberho, via pizza)

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"Stop saying sorry. Say thank you instead. When you say, “sorry for being a jerk” the other person is forced to either call you a jerk or say it wasnt a big deal. Instead, say “thank you for being so patient with me” so the other person has a reason to say they love you."
I saw this gem on Reddit tonight.  It was posted under a topic of “What ‘little’ things you can do to improve your relationship with your significant other.”  I’m definitely taking this piece of advice with me into my next relationship. (via blakebaggott)

(Source: brittanyjoyal, via thosewerejustlies)

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finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 4 hours ago with 341027 notes


when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

(via hate)

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